no, really. i thought i was headed for disaster. i had been doing my nails while watching t.v. -- and really bad t.v. at that. (hey its my day off!) and of course, spilled the black nail polish on my parent's newly shampooed light tan carpet. first thought was "im fucking screwed." and ran for the carpet cleaner.

after the carpet cleaner did pretty much nothing, i thought "now im REALLY fucking screwed."

so i consulted the internet hoping somebody else, was enough of an idiot to make a similiar mistake. apparently 1000+ pages of people had made a similiar mistake.

and its funny because 90% of the forum entries on the site i used were "THANK YOU FOR THIS WEBSITE I THOUGHT MY DAD WOULD MURDER ME" which were the thoughts going through my head exactly.

after only one link, some windex, shaving cream, wd40, and a toothbrush that shit is like new.

all hail the internet.

also, if you have a t-shirt with smelly armpits (not that id know anything about that !) you can spray white vinegar on the armpits, then wash the shirt and its like new.

who would have thought?